Lacririsa & Doomish 1x1

In which Asmonday and Darien have a magical baby of CUTENESS!

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Darien groaned a bit as he got up, cracking his back in the process. Things got pretty wild last night, the explicitness of it all still fresh in his mind. Asmonday was his everything, more than anything else he loved to make him happy.
He headed into the kitchen, and as he was about to sit down on a barstool there, he heard a noise coming from the living room of their apartment. Darien almost had a visible question mark as he headed into that room, and what he saw almost made him scream.
"ASMONDAY, WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BABY IN OUR HOUSE?!"

Asmonday had woken up the next day feeling sick to his stomach, he remembered passing out and woke up right before Darien did. Of course Darien had such a wild nature and exhausted poor Asmonday to bits. When he woke up he saw a baby laying next to him. She was giggling at Asmonday and he couldn't help but jump. 'Oh god.." He picked up the small baby, a little girl. "how did you get here baby?" He asked, he started to sniff her, only because her smell was so...familiar. He jumped hearing Darien scream and looked over at him. "Um...welll.." He said rocking the baby. "I think someone lost their child."

"But how did they lose their kid in OUR place?" Darien was a mixture of confused and purely pissed off. How would they even find this kid's parents? He sure as hell didn't know how babies worked. Did they get a tracking chip put in them or....? He smacked his head against the wall, almost sighing. "What are we even going to do? Babies are real frickin' confusing."

Asmonday shrugged rolling his eyes. "I'm not sure how." He rocked the baby in his arms a bit longer, she had light blonde hair and blue eyes, not to mention markings on her. "she's strange too like...maybe she's a demon too? Demon babies are hard to keep track of because they can teleport at young ages...yeah my parents hated me for that." Asmonday chuckled and held out the baby to Darien. "Here hold her, she's pretty heavy, I suggest we find someone who knows all the demons in the demon realm that might have lost a baby. We cannot keep her...cause like....she's a baby how does it even work?!"

Darien glanced over at the baby and sighed deeply. "Okay then, I guess." He gently took the baby from Asmonday, and stared down at her. At first, the baby was fine, but....after a minute, she started wailing. Darien almost dropped her out of surprise, his eyes going wide. "How do I make her stop?!"

Asmonday sighed rubbing his arms. He definitely wasn't the strongest out of them both. His eyes widened at the baby and he shrugged. "How the hell am I supposed to know?! Don't kill her though!" He tapped the baby's head. "Maybe there's a hidden mute button?" When he tapped her it only made her cries louder. "Ok Darien look what you did! gosh do you know anyone who has a record of all the demons? This kid has got to go, now!"